Los mejores 16 tuits en inglés de 2017 martes, 19 de diciembre de 2017

Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) 8 de enero de 2017

Not really how I imagined the second coming pic.twitter.com/dFQe1AlD5l

— ㅤ (@Sturrfridge) 14 de enero de 2017

This is actually true of every movie pic.twitter.com/DvRglAXtRh

— Sean Morrow (@snmrrw) 18 de enero de 2017

We're building a Death Star, and Alderaan is going to pay for it.

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) 25 de enero de 2017

from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin pic.twitter.com/sLDFpPsgzk

— Michelle Lee (@heymichellelee) 26 de febrero de 2017

The numbers for the Science March seem high but we won't know until we compare it to the numbers at the placebo march that's also happening

— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) 22 de abril de 2017

ESPN just accidentally wrote a Radiohead song pic.twitter.com/CGru7PvsEY

— Spencer Porter (@porters) 9 de julio de 2017

"The brain is amazing. It can write poetry. Compose symphonies. Paint masterpieces"
"Let's have depression"
"But"
"THE CHOICE HAS BEEN MADE"

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) 30 de julio de 2017

15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.

— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) 28 de agosto de 2017

twitter: what do you guys want

everyone: get rid of the nazis and fix the report system

twitter: did I hear 280 characters

— 🔪Goth Ms. Gristle⚰ (@spookperson) 26 de septiembre de 2017

OH HOLY SHIT. I figured out what we should do with the new 140 characters.

´•._.•´¯`•._.•´Forum Signatures Are Back Baby`•._.•´¯`•.¸¸.•´

— shadow austin walker (@austin_walker) 26 de septiembre de 2017

Twitter:
Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 😘
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender

— ya fave μαλάκας (@mathaiaus) 5 de octubre de 2017

*opens instagram*

yep, everyone's life is still better than mine

*closes instagram*

*opens twitter*

ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren.

— Brazos (@Brazos_Elkins) 18 de octubre de 2017

when you spend all night chasing people in their nightmares

but nobody asks you about chasing your dreams pic.twitter.com/yJ2jXCJvcW

— 🕸🦇spooky snack🍬✨ (@codeinefolk) 20 de octubre de 2017

Me: I'll go out for one drink but I'm not attacking and pillaging Constantinople

*15 beers later* pic.twitter.com/ltGgSEJJVT

— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) 22 de octubre de 2017

Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?

Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.

Parents: It's those pesky iPhones

— Parker (@panoparker) 28 de noviembre de 2017